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March 10 husband 1.0Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and · Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as · NBA 5.0, · NFL 3.0 and · Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and · Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support January 05 Happy最近戒烟,晚上一直咳嗽睡不着,无意中翻开一位知己的Blog,突然看到这样一句话:Happiness isn't something you experience;
it's something you remember。。。。。。 突然觉得很感慨,想起很多曾经的快乐往事,也许真的只有在失去后才会明白珍惜。
July 31 成长每次别人问我几岁的时候我都要想好久,其实一直对自己的年龄概念很模糊;
以前总希望把自己岁数说大点,因为周围的朋友都比自己大;还为了追女朋友谎称过自己的岁数。
其实年龄能代表什么呢?很多现在很多孩子比我们的经历丰富得多;许多晚辈比我们更有资本。
26岁了,代表什么呢?该结婚了吗?该买房了吗?该生活稳定踏踏实实过日子了吗?
如果每次生日都有一次考试,我及格吗?
其实人的成长跟年龄并没有太直接的关系,有时一秒钟的顿悟要胜过许多年的困惑。
我其实还是一个不懂事的孩子,想要得太多,能做到的太少;
但至少我心里还有一个梦,我还在为它而奋斗。
我又大了一岁......
我还是那个快乐、自信、乐观的我;
这一年我认识了很多新朋友,学到了很多新东西,也受到了很多挫折磨难;
我依旧活得很快乐;
我,喜欢这种过程 May 10 好人不好做从小到大都一直遵循着一个道理,就是希望自己能做个好人。
希望大家在谈论到自己的时候都会说:“Jacky is a nice guy”
后来入了佛门就更加剧了这种思想。
做事情多替人着想,让别人开心。
有时候自己受点委屈但是方便了别人,自己也会觉得很值得。
不过这世界上做好人没那么容易,不论你怎么去尝试,都会让一些人不喜欢。
众口难调就是这个道理,天底下没有一样所有人都喜欢吃的东西。
而且越是好人,就会越被人欺负。好心不一定总有好抱。
往往你给足对方面子,而他们却根本不把你放在眼里。
人都是这样,总觉得别人对他好都是应该的,
而从来不会去想想自己应该为别人做点什么。其实我以前也是这样。
所以没必要刻意去做个大家都喜欢的好人。
而应该做一个大家都尊敬的强人!
So, no more Mr. Nice Buy!!!
May 05 剪头发 这么多年一直保持着类似的发型,这回决定改变一下。最近健身做的不错,体型也越来越结实了,所以决定改走猛男路线。呵呵
小时候一直特讨厌短头发,留了很长时间的“郭富城头”,一定要疏得很认真那种,穿衣服也很运动,并且脚下一定是篮球鞋;
后来到了澳洲,很崇尚这里的自由感,于是剪短了头发,涂很多啫喱,喜欢穿浅颜色得衣服和夸张的裤子,白色的皮鞋和皮带;
最近突然觉得自己到了另一个人生阶段,所以想先换个发型,稳重一点,简单一点。
人总是不喜欢改变,因为习惯了的事情会变得很舒服很自然,新得东西需要时间来适应,所以会别扭。
我喜欢改变,喜欢经常搬家、不同的工作、和不同的人交往。改变让我觉得生活更加有新意,有刺激。
可能这也是我这样的80后的特点吧?王力宏唱的那样“改变自己”。
呵呵,小样儿,剃了头我就不认识你了?!
April 26 我还能今天在一个电影里偶然听到一句话,觉得很讽刺:“For those who can, do; and for those who can't, teach." 大概就是说有本事的人不会去做老师。
这么多年一直觉得自己是那种”can do"的人,但现在做得越来越多的却是"teach"。是自己不行了吗?
这段时间一直在专注于体能训练和细微的动作调整,觉得其实自己还能成。
高尔夫总是这样,用一些小成就感勾引你,然后再用一些大挫折试图把你打倒。周而复始,可我却还能从中得到乐趣,觉得自己还可以在这行成功。
自己骗自己吗? 还是始终生活在幻想中?
其实谁也不知道自己到底有多大潜力,到底能走多远。
可能我真的没有人家那么现实;可能我骨子里就是一个疯狂的人。
人说疯子和天才在没有成功之前看起来都差不多。
I still think that I can do, and I can teach as well :) |
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